phallucination

phallus (penis) + hallucination (mirage, false sensory experience): noun - thinking you see a penis when or where there isn't one expected.

Daydreaming of sex, I had a phallucination where their entire bodies turned into giant dicks.

by pistachioceanic September 15, 2017

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.

Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.

by SooSbürger November 30, 2018

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.

Ego sum phallus flexus

by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Phallustine

A region of the Middle East where male nudity is permitted, and most dudes are real "dicks" when it comes to social interaction.

According to a map of the world showing the average penis-sizes of males in the different countries, guys in the Phallustine area have medium-size schlongs, whereas the love-pipes of the dudes in neighboring Lebanon are some of the largest in the world, so I wonder if the two groups are in a heated "mine is bigger than yours" competition, which might explain why many of them always go around with their "downstairs equipment" hanging out in plain view, and also why everyone seems to hate each other over there.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Phallusy Fallacy

When a man wrongly believes that his penis is much larger than is actually is, he is living.

I was with this guy last night who listed "well endowed" on his Tinder profile. Maybe if he was comparing it to his pinkie finger. Girl, that dude is experiencing a phallusy fallacy.

by keywest4life March 10, 2020

Phallustrious

A person who is well known, respected, and admired for their Big Dick Energy.

Kim Kardashian was DTF, which was why the phallustrious Pete Davidson was her first choice.

by ObediahPolkinghornIII August 8, 2022

phallubing

Male version of vabbing. Essence of of balls, taint, and a small misting of anus.

Realizing he had no more cologne, he knew that phallubing would sav

by Moorpheus August 17, 2022