would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

petitebob

A man of great compassion, resilience, dedication and likes the word tosser too much and might actually be one. Has a friend called Spooks that isn't black.

Wow you see Jerry over there, he's a real Petitebob

by 5pooks July 7, 2019

Petitty

A petite girl's small boobies :D

(plural: petitties)

I heard that you searched on Google for a petitty.

by Fred McBob May 20, 2009

penitentiary

penitentiary - to qualify as a penitentiary, it must be a large, maximum security prison. the word, penitentiary is from the latin, penitent, which means to repent, be sorry for, or pay for one's mistakes. Its Latin root is: paenitent - repentent. prison jail hoosegow the big house deadlock lockdown the block the slammer stoney lonesome con college club fed calaboose the hole the joint the clink jailhouse

Yuhto was wrongly convicted of murder in the first degree and sentenced to fifteen years in Schelgar Penitentiary of the State of California, an enormous, poorly maintained maximum security prison. (paraphrased - from the novel, Deadlock, by Aida Saki and Takashina Yuu)

by raindragon June 2, 2017

hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

Petter Northug

When a woman gives two guys a handjob using ski-movements. Similar to the Oddvar Braa, except the finish.

The girl pulled a Petter Northug last night!

by TinaBettina December 4, 2013

Periterish

Adjective:

Periterish- something that invokes the urgent desire or need for more of it.

Pronunciation: per-it-è-rish

This word takes the place of ridiculous words such as ‘moreish’ which should never have been created in the first place.

These biscuits are so periterish

by Ravencinko December 28, 2020