pestaphile

A frequent pest who performs semi-sexual gestures on colleagues and unsuspecting members of the public.

Have you met Jeremy Wells? "Oh you mean that Pestaphile"

by MissMartini June 4, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

Pistacchio Syndrome

AN addictive impulse; a chain-reaction, normally related to food. When you start, you Just can’t stop. Olives, peanuts, chips, etc- you just can’t get enough of them. pile them in until they run out! And you normally have the next one ready to go right after...

At the movies, Anthea experienced an acute bout of Pistacchio Syndrome when she grabbed Mark’s large tub of popcorn and finished it off without offering it to anyone.

Junior started biting his thumb nail, and finished off the other 9. He was grounded by his parents for negative Pistacchio Syndrome

by Sonny Saint April 12, 2020

poostachio

When you can smell "poo" but can't tell where the heck the stench is coming from. Often associated with a animal or toddler's inherent ability to stash their poo which leads to a game of "What's that smell?" or "What died in here?"

I've searched everywhere and even gone through three cans of fabreeze but still can't find the source of the stench in this house...we've got ourselves a poostachio!

by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe January 7, 2021

Pustacious

When one has issues with being confident and secure about themselves. They are always scared to face problems, problems that mostly stem from their internal fears of life and lack of identity.

Joshua is so pustacious, he's always so insecure and sensitive.

by jbons June 11, 2021