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Hydrogen Peroxide

Something that can kill you if you drink it!
Its formula is H2O2!
It is proof that oxygen is like the human race... murdering as well as life-sustaining.

PS... It is not all bad, it can be used as a steriliser and as a teeth whitener, just DON'T DRINK IT!
Guy 1: I need a drink... Ahhh a cup of water.
Guy 2: DON'T THAT'S HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, IT'LL KILL YOU!!!
Guy 1: Relax m8, it's just an extra oxygen atom...
Guy 2: But Oxygen is like the human race... it's...
(Guy 1 goes all pale and dies)
Guy 2: NOOOO, H2O2 kills... I didn't make that obvious??? WAAAAAAAA
by Itz Rob May 23, 2016
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personification

really can't imagine why you're looking this up on the urban dictionary, but it's a literary term that makes an inatimate object seem alive.
the lake rolled around uneasily in it's bed, waiting to awake and attack the citizens.
by pocahontas October 27, 2003
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Phronism

A standard English word used in a manner which is deliberately vague or undefined, or defined in a manner which subtly suits the user and varies from the standard English definition.
The ID movement's failure to define, or distinguish the word "information" from the standard dictionary, or Claude Shannon's definition is a Phronism.

The insertion of the word "about" into the definition of Simultaneous is a phronism

"Happening at the same time." is the true definition.

"Happening at "about" the same time" is a phronism
by alloytoo February 27, 2010
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pervonies

Pervonies is the plural of pervony. This is a sub-category of the fan base referred to as bronies. A brony is an adolescent or adult male who is a fan of the show "My Little Ponies." Pervonies are often considered perverted and/or deranged. They consist of fan fiction writers and fan artists whose work is filled with sexually explicit and/or macabre subject matter loosely based on the "My Little Ponies" cartoon. This group also includes consumers of such material. The word pervony is derived from a combination of the words "pervert" and "pony."
Girl 1- Did you hear that Josh and Ethan are pervonies?
Girl 2- EWW!! No. That's disgusting.
Girl 1- I know right! Beth said they have My Little Ponies porn comics in their lockers.

Girl 2- Sick. And I almost thought Ethan was cute before this! I have no problem with normal bronies. Most of them I've met seem pretty cool. But to turn a kid's show about ponies and friendship into porn is just gross.
by Vertigo Girl January 27, 2013
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Persnickety Snatch

Persnickety Snatch: Snobby vag

Persnickety: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care.
Snatch: Take something, a brief spell of effort or activity, vagina.
I knocked the argyle socks off that persnickety snatch!
by Snick & Snatch Obstinate July 21, 2009
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Pernick

This is a versatile word. Its most common usage as a verb refers to reading 2/3 of a book, then stopping. It can also be used to refer to doing 2/3 of anything and then stopping, or as a noun.

The second usage of Pernick centers around late night walks, ie. to go on a Pernick. The walk is usually long and meandering, with no specific destination in mind.

The third and final usage of the word is as a verb relating to spirited debate. If you thrashed someone in a passionate, well-thought-out debate, you Pernicked them.
Yeah I Pernicked
by Adhelmthebraveknight September 6, 2010
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Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
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