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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught
Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping
by wait why am i here March 18, 2023
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Permanent Rape Face

A state of being in which a guy's face just seems to say that he is (going to be) a rapist. Every facet of their face and general demeanor screams, "CREEPY" and makes you want to get to a safe location with lots of lighting and people.

An excellent sign that you should steer clear of this one.
Kate: "So, I was thinking about going out with Tony on Friday."
Mads: "Dude's got PRF."
Kate: "What?"
Mads: "Permanent Rape Face - total creep. I'd say no."
Kate: "Yeah, I guess I'd rather stay home than go out with a future rapist."
by Daywings April 8, 2013
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permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.
Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.
by PlucktheDragon March 30, 2023
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Permanent suitcase

A way for women to code name their vaginas for concealing drugs at the drop of a dime.
Him: put that shit in here
Her: hell naw... I don't know what you are doing but nigga I got a permanent suitcase... I ain't going and neither are you
by Livin4loyalty April 3, 2022
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Permanent

Meaning ๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ or a ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž,
lasting or intended to last or remain unchanged indefinitely.
a permanent ban on the dumping of radioactive waste at sea
by dark_MoDe August 8, 2022
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