pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

Pencil Fuck

A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.

Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.

by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013

penile dissoperation

when you beat your meat so goddamn hard, that you have to take a break, or your dick will fall off.

I had penile dissoperation when I beat off 17 times in one hour.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.

yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!

by bomb city April 29, 2008

Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

Math Pencils

High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.

I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!

Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!

by #1 Senatator of All Time February 1, 2018

Pencil Test

The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.

If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.

Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.

by Quick Reply January 19, 2006