place people who think a dinosaur will allow them to become the powerhouse in ncaa football they think they were. sadly they fail miserably to the buckeyes, michigan and were skullfucked by usc in the rose bowl. they try to be a big football school by cramming a field full of complete idiots to say they boast the largest capacity football stadium, while if they added seats they wouldn't even make it to 100.000. also the hot girls here are actually nerds, trannies, and fugly lesbian dikes. the only hot girls are the one's joe pa pays to fuck his delinquent football players so they don't leave to play for a REAL coach and team. so if you love mediocrity, crack whores, and dinosaurs go to penn state
Sally: I heard all the girls at Penn State are hotter than most cheerleaders, I might not be able to compete.
Bob: I heard all the cheerleaders at penn state are crack whores and skanks.
Bill: Sally you fit right in, and there is always a viagra drip for joe pa if none of the 3in dick sized future child molesters will fuck you.
Bob: I heard all the cheerleaders at penn state are crack whores and skanks.
Bill: Sally you fit right in, and there is always a viagra drip for joe pa if none of the 3in dick sized future child molesters will fuck you.
by one4the$ August 24, 2009
The gayest school on the face of the planet.
A school that has a techno as it's rally song.
A school with a high gay, and aids infested population.
A school that has a techno as it's rally song.
A school with a high gay, and aids infested population.
"Yo i totaly got Penn Stated in the butt last night and now i can't walk"
"I'm coughing blood and loosing weight, i think i got Penn State"
"I'm coughing blood and loosing weight, i think i got Penn State"
by Big Sambo February 18, 2008
Uptight conforming overachiever from a wealthy family who attends the school only for prestige and almost certainly plans to major in business.
Synonym: Holton Senior.
Synonym: Holton Senior.
by TIME November 25, 2003
Jim: "Hey Bob, I just got back from a hard test in E MCH 213. Want to go out to the bars tonight ?"
Bob: "Nah, I got a test in EE 350 tomorrow."
Jim: "btw - why is your fifth of 151 only a third full ?"
Bob: "Because I'm studying for the test... We're at Penn State , not Lehigh or something."
Bob: "Nah, I got a test in EE 350 tomorrow."
Jim: "btw - why is your fifth of 151 only a third full ?"
Bob: "Because I'm studying for the test... We're at Penn State , not Lehigh or something."
by Powerline13 July 14, 2009
by iendha6932 July 30, 2021
ben penn is a fag
by hello cunt October 24, 2017
A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal
Callum Penn is fit
by Crex6 February 06, 2018