Pence

A groveling coward who gazes lovingly at and supports a man who wanted the coward to be lynched.

I’m more concerned about the FBI searching Mar A Lago then the fact that Trump supported people chanting “Hang Mike Pence!”

You are such a pence.

by CGHDun August 10, 2022

Pencing

To delay doing one's job.

Stop Pencing around. How furious does the backlash need to be before you'll do your job?

by Sam JuaS June 21, 2022

Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.

"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."

by burndarker October 07, 2020

cj pence

the word or words used to described rounding up cattle.
most commonly used to describe a feedlot or a pasture full of fresh green holsteins.

"im going to cj pence that cow"

by kilkilghi December 01, 2009

Pence-Pence

Match’s Nickname for Pencil

“Only “I” get to call her Pence-Pence”

by TwoSevenSixThree May 21, 2023

pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude

I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.

by uniqueid November 16, 2016

As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024