Pecan Sandy

A male and/or female who has sand leaking from their vagina. Meaning one who is in a bad mood and tries to bring others down with them.

"Adam was playing beer pong until he turned into a Pecan Sandy."

"Someone get that pecan sandy a bucket to catch the sand leaking from his vagina."

by Papa Chub August 1, 2008

frosted columbian pecan log

when you insert a pecan grown in the columbian jungle into the anus of a woman then have her take a dump on another girls chest then ejaculate upon it. thus forming a poop with a little pecan hat that has a white apperence from the seamen!

we made frosted columbian pecan logs last night they were delicious!

by skybo610 March 11, 2010

Peapod

When a man puts his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

A-"Hey, I heard a rumor that you like to peapod your girlfriend?"
B-"Totally, it feels amazing, plus you can still work the shaft."
A-"Really? Does it all fit?"
B-"It'll fit alright, trust me."

by DJTepid April 22, 2010

penaphernalia

Collective term for penis-related products such as pills, patches, creams, pumps, and so forth hawked in spam email advertising.

"I hate Mondays. It takes hours just to delete all the penaphernalia that came in over the weekend."

by RichardM November 9, 2008

pegapan

a panther with wings

The pegapan is a mythical beast which works part-time as the world's greatest mascot.

by thegurlz August 5, 2009

Pexapoor

Poorer than poor. Working every day of your life just to live below the poverty line

Buddy 1: Hey want to grab some beers tonight?

Buddy 2: Nah....forget beer, I can't even afford my next meal. I am pexapoor.

by Willie21 December 14, 2010

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011