Posirca

Cheap, low quality alcoholic brew often drank by Romanians at the countryside bars.

Guy1 : "Are you up for a posirca?"
Guy2 : "Sure, why not."

by probablythisnameisntused January 26, 2020

Pastroodle

(n.) Sweaty and slimy sexual intercourse.
(v.) Turning your partners butthole inside-out.

V. Me and Duncan were pastroodling and his dad walked in.. and then joined.
N. Me and my girl just walked out of the sauna, we had pastroodle.

by charlie’s bitch March 27, 2020

Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

diss-pair

The best Splatoon band, containing the inkling bassist ikkan and octoling dj warabi.

I love diss-pair so much! Their music is so cool.

by photonphoton March 31, 2022

skin pastry bag

"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"

skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!

people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !

buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!

have a go at my skin pastry bag !!

by michael foolsley April 18, 2022

Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 6, 2023

Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

by BumScout November 3, 2013