parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

by Mystie March 27, 2005

Parking Lot Theory

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

by icaruswings September 8, 2004

Palringo Syndrome

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.

Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.

by Skysentinels January 12, 2013

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

Trailer Parking

A below average and trashy girl to stick your dick in for the short term but you wouldn't want to spend the night or revisit her anytime soon because she is true trailer trash.

After the bar closed Bob elected to go trailer parking rather than spend the $100 bucks and call a service.

by Harleyboy684 May 12, 2009

Meet me in the parking lot

It's the equivalent of saying "Fight me." or "Meet me in the bathroom."

"Deadpool is pansexual and anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the parking lot."

by A Mystery, motherfucker. July 6, 2018