jurassic parked

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007

Parched

To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.

overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!

by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015

Parcelera

Primarily used by people from Puerto Rico referring to trailer trash whores.

1. A female who acts with no class.

2. A female who is in need of a good bitch slap.

3. The female version of 'Pookie' from New Jack City, "Rae" the character played by Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan or "Sha Na Na' from the TV Series "Martin".

1. I told that parcelera to back the f... off.

2. Wow, that bitch is a parcelera!

by LL - The Latin Lover December 19, 2010

parcelling

when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.

Texter1: Yo.

Texter2: Wassup?

Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass.

by dumpsta July 2, 2009

parfed

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.

1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.

by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013

Paced

When using the word paced after beating somebody at something, you are referring to that fact that they have just been molested.

Ha Luke, you just got Paced!

by boddyesmith October 20, 2020

quick-paced

Fast sex

That sex was quick-paced

by Coldtomato February 27, 2015