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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012
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parker lewis

To leave a location very abruptly; in a sudden hurry.

Derived from the popular 90's TV show, "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" in which the main character, Parker Lewis, and his group of close friends would sync their watches and speed off to implement one of their fool-hearted plans. The way they would speed off became synonymous to the main character's name.
Hurry and give me the keys...I've got to parker lewis before my wife comes back!
by II Shell July 10, 2007
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Paratext

Dude.. just text yes or no. You don't have to write a paratext.
by Leinstein September 6, 2016
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Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.
“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street
by MattersMore May 28, 2020
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Arbor parked

Guarav was very sensitive to the afternoon heat so he arbor parked his car in the shade.
by pubed June 22, 2012
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Mr Parker

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.
No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!
by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019
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Coach Parker

What a daddy. Coach P will give you that D
Oml Coach Parker has a sexy body and will give me that D
by Akenbtbdxjjs February 22, 2022
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