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poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.
"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."
by boxhead5 September 28, 2009
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boogie parade

means goin 2 a part-tayyyyy!
Claud says: "Hey Hammy ya wanna go to a boogie parade?"

Hammy says: "Yeh Claud lets go and boogie parade the night away!"
by Philster! June 3, 2010
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Ho parade

Any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present.
Yo, you going to the ho parade Saturday? I heard EVERYONE is going to get laid.
by KmartTerrorist June 24, 2010
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Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate
Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.
by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015
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parade head

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
by cut the cards January 18, 2023
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Brownie Parade

A parade in celebration of brownies where copious amounts of Titos is consumed and the only laugh allowed is a slow "huh-huh"!

Unsure if this is a real event or a figment of a schizophrenic episode.
Roberto on a phone call, "Do you have da Titos for the Brownie Parade *huh-huh*?"

John, "Is Roberto off his medication again?"
by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023
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parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.
Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.
by staggosaurus December 8, 2010
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