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Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
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The Elven Panini

Being squished between GentleGF's and GentleBF's breasts during her live stream, whether it be on Twitch or other live streaming platform.
The chat was pressed into The Elven Panini when we reached 200 subs on a single Twitch stream!
by Infinite ASMR October 9, 2023
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Panini

"You should kys, because that'd be panini of you!"

"Hey Tom, nice shot! That's pretty panini!"
by !!MAYHEM!! December 23, 2023
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Panini

Someone who's sensitive, simple, caring and kind. She has a great understanding for emotional aspect of human nature.

She prefers being silent rather than blabbering nonsense resulting into being branded as meek. But believing this narrative can prove to be costly because once you get to know her you'll find her to be the most interesting human being.

And did I mention she's a great listener?
Often used to refer to kind personalities;

Person 1: I have a friend who's extraordinarily kind.

Person 2: Is she named Panini?
by Casual_Writer March 21, 2022
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Pasadena panini

When two Mandingo type brothers get to sandwiching a tiny white. Results are a squished Oreo cookie.
Don't go in there! I think Darcy is getting used for a Pasadena panini.
by Female enhancement tool April 18, 2022
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Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.
"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."
by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024
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Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 6, 2020
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