Parsons

A Parsons is a girl who will always be on your side. As long as you never hurt them you’re set for life. Someone named Parsons is typically male, but a female Parsons is an absolute gem of a person. A Parsons loves to act and deserves all of the best roles. A Parsons is a dreamer, having big ambitions that we all hope will come true for her. She’s a stellar person and will be there for you if you do the same. She won’t accept any BS. She’ll call you out in a second flat. So it’s best to be truthful with her. She has the best music taste and will always get excited when you play a song she likes. She loves her friends and they would do anything for her. A Parsons is the kind of person you’d drive out to their house at two AM just to give them a hug and hang out cause they need it. A Parsons hates fake people and dislikes conflict. A Parsons worst enemy is a Leah. We all hate Leah. If you keep Parsons as a friend you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll constantly want to hang out with them. A Parsons is the perfect example of a friend. You should get you a Parsons.

Person 1: Woah man! Did you see that girl over there? She looks really nice!

Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!

by Fartdad107 April 15, 2022

Parsons

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow

wow, he pulled the hottest girl in the school, hes such a parsons

by anynonymouse December 16, 2022

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility

Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo

by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016

chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.

chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons

by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017

alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick

ur mom gay says alex parsons

by cianisafag March 7, 2018

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018