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Teratosis Osmoses

An unexplained and Holy moment where the form of a higher entity was or is in control.
Woah, her cancer is gone? That's teratosis osmoses.
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses
by The Real Chosen Ones December 20, 2021
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Saturated Anabolic Osmosis

Sleeping with men who are physically larger than you and stealing their test.
Person 1: Bruh, how you lifting so much today? Person 2: Saturated Anabolic Osmosis Person 1: What is that? Person 2: Getting railed in the ass by larger men and stealing their test.
by black2pac March 26, 2021
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Osmosis

The first name to a man who's last name is Jones.
Bob: Hey, you see Osmosis?
Jane: Osmosis Jones? Yeah! I love that movie.
by James Yeehaw December 4, 2010
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Donny Osmond

Someone who's always hogging the limelight, sticking his or her big bloody enamalled teeth in the blimming shot, wasting time, getting me annoyed. Muppet!

Can also be shortened to a "Donny"
It's my go on guitar hero you bloody donny.

Every time I turn on my television that bloody artic monkey shagger Alexa Chung and her droopy indie self is hogging my pixels and I aint got 1080p mate, she's such a donny osmond but I would do her.
by Miloflembo May 25, 2008
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Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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owain osmond

owain osmond is a another word for an annoying little niglet who touches kids
no owain osmond dont grope me
by noncey niggas June 15, 2017
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Osmojitosis

The process by which one gains insight though drinking multiple Mojitos.
After seven Mojitos, it became clear to James that Mary was really thinking how handsome he was - the knowledge was acquired through osmojitosis.
by Also Barishnikov July 17, 2009
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