Doobie or Boobie?

Often used as Facebook and Blackberry messenger statuses when one is in a situation where one must make the life changing decision of getting smoked up or hanging out with a girl and touching them boobies of her

Peter- Bro Melissa wants to chill with me but jewstin(capital J is not deserved) told me he would smoke me up, doobie or boobie?
Dom-Bro, Melissa's got some pretty big boobies if ya know what i'm sayin';)
Peter-Just kidding! I'm home alone naked, and i'm gay remember? Anyway jewstin can't afford to smoke me up even though I get high in one hit.
Dom-Oh so nah? Stop tryna scam.

by Oh Dis Nigga November 22, 2011

Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch

A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.

Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”

Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”

by NotNotToday September 13, 2020

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

by Nick D May 14, 2004

double or nothing

twice the money or you lose all the money in street racing

we gonna run it double or nothing?

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking

The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.

Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*

by hackerman/cool dude February 19, 2022

Double or nothing

The option in a bet where one of the contestants say they would like to play again (whatever they are playing) for double the amount of the original bet or lose everything they're in for.

Two guys playing pool:

Guy #1: Aw, damn! You beat me. Guess I owe you the $50... Hey, wait. Double or nothing?

Guy #2: Sure, bud. Your loss :)

*Guy #2 looses*
*Guy #1 receives $100*
*Guy #2 cries like pathetic emo child*

by MicCheck May 14, 2005