teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever

A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.

Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?

Poor dude's probably got SOCF.

What's SOCF?

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.

by I'm Not Bob Either February 10, 2010

Opeth

Jesus fucking Christ, Opeth is the least gothic-looking band ever, faggot. Take a look at their pictures, they don't have chains, they wear yellow shirts and shit. Besides, goth is gay, anyway. And Sum41 is a group of tonedeaf fuckheads.

Opeth is better than any other band, except In Flames.

by Gabe May 30, 2003

opstropolis

This is a scottish word, primarily used in the north in such places as The Shetland Islands. It is derived from the english word obstreperous and means loud, garish or unruly behaviour.

That boy is an opstropolis brute!

by fyownuts September 8, 2009

Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011

obsethed

Being obsessed with the character Seth Cohen on The OC

Did you see The OC last night? I'm obsethed!

by Broke October 21, 2006

Opeth

Synonym for Overrated.
A bunch of pansies from Sweden who believe in ghosts.

"That band has a good guitarist and some ok themes, but they are just like Opeth. *List of good prog bands* are far superior and don't make 5 minute riffs making a song 5 times longer than it needs to be."

by Opeth is black or death metal like sum 41 is thrash or hardcore October 17, 2006