oned

meaning 'Owned'.. Has no w, which makes it 1337er

Austin just got oned by that chick!

by i are teh > austin November 6, 2004

One

A very ugly female. According to the 0-10 female grading scale.

(Ugly girl walks past)


Dude #1 to Dude #2: "ONE"

by C-RY LAX March 10, 2009

on one

to be under the influence of methamphetamines

i heard joe's been on one for the past three days

by Leya Fish January 19, 2003

The One

That totally awesome person or pet that you just want to hug so badly it hurts.

Dude, my cat is SO the one

by Robert Cattla November 15, 2010

one it

clowns. we believed that x1 was going to be active for 5 years but instead we got 5 months 🤡.

xx: who's x1?
one it: *cries*

by colorsyabuki September 2, 2020

The one

'The one is someone who you want to be with till the end of time. Someone who loves you for who you are and someone you appreciate. Everyone has a different 'one as we all like different types of people. You could like: kind, mean, bad, good, careful, reckless, tall, or short people. But who ever you pick should be your one and only for the rest of eternity. Love them and they will live you just as much.💖 Maby Severn more.

💖Every one should have 'the one'.💖

by TMC#wolvesforever October 1, 2020

One``

Please See smacktard

<One``> Hibbas a five year old girl that adds people to their ignore list and tells the channel!
20:09 <Quadbox> One``: You're a fucking prepubescant twat. Shut the fuck up.
20:10 <One``> hey! just because im 18 you shouldnt presume i am prebuscent!

by Madhatter July 20, 2004