The process of inserting a live lobsters tail into the vagina, then holding a lighter close to its head causing its tail to squirm and initiate pleasure within the female genitalia.
by ZiggyU04 March 15, 2021
When a woman sits over and has sexual intercourse with the agitator of a Washing Machine during a spin cycle.
by xXMyBloodyReaperXx June 09, 2017
When you put your cell phone on vibrate, then put it in a condom, and then in into your pussy. after you have done this, you take your house phone and call your cell phone with it a couple times.
guy1: dude my gf didnt have a vibrator so she used ur cell phone, whats that called again
guy2: i believe the term is Cell Vibrator
guy2: i believe the term is Cell Vibrator
by Adassica December 19, 2009
When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
A pager set on vibrate. As the popularity of cell phones went through the roof, Armenian men who owned pager shops had nothing else do with all the extra overhead.
Did you here Kris Humphries was given the sacred Kardashian Armenian Vibrator, which is stored in OJ's glove, upon he and Kim's wedding night.
by Roy Nirom October 31, 2011
When receiving a blowjob, twisting the neck of the girl, killing her instantly, than proceeding to face fuck the dead twitching corpse until the muscle spasms of the corpse stop twitching.
by assfuckedshithole September 24, 2012
a pen that vibrates
generally advertises phrases such as:
Discovery Channel
"discover your world"
or more commonly known
TRY ME!
generally advertises phrases such as:
Discovery Channel
"discover your world"
or more commonly known
TRY ME!
BarbAnn: guess what im doing right now with my pen
Mo De Marfo: oh dear. pleasing your toe?
BarbAnn: OMFG YOU ARE CRAZILY IN TUNE WITH MY BEING! BECAUSE THATS WHAT IM DOING!
-or-
Bingoboo: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Checincugra: -looks at discovery channel vibrating pen- So thats what they mean..
Mo De Marfo: oh dear. pleasing your toe?
BarbAnn: OMFG YOU ARE CRAZILY IN TUNE WITH MY BEING! BECAUSE THATS WHAT IM DOING!
-or-
Bingoboo: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Checincugra: -looks at discovery channel vibrating pen- So thats what they mean..
by Celine a saur August 25, 2005