Painting the roof

Ejaculating so hard your semen flies in an upward direction and hits the ceiling.

"Omg Tom. That was so hot. You were painting the roof!"

by AznJapDude June 13, 2015

Cat on the roof

anything awesome or cool. you can use it however you want. this saying originated in Zwolle, Netherlands as a joke but quickly became popular around the world

Last night's party was cat on the roof!!!

by zwolle October 10, 2009

On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.

"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"

by Gordon Morrice December 28, 2007

Roof sex

Verb meaning that you have sex with someone on top of a roof of a house or building.

Dude I brought that girl back to my place and we had roof sex!

by FrenzyFinder July 13, 2008

Roof Juice

Liquid runoff from buildings that drip onto unsuspecting pedestrians, primarily from either gutters, air conditioners, or overhangs.

I just got some roof juice from the apartment's air conditioner hanging out the window.

by Vocabman1 May 31, 2011

roof pong

Esentially, beer pong on someones roof. Ping Pong table or something close is included in this. A typical Ping Pong ball is used. Don't fall off the roof or it ruins the whole game.

Dude, last night we played roof pong at Joe's and I got totally wasted!

by i don't June 23, 2005

Dog on a roof

A surprising comic juxtaposition, often indicating disorder or chaos.

I was traveling in Cuba, and it was totally dog on a roof - buildings falling apart, mule carts facing down buses, and guys going to jail for getting mugged.

by Global domination guy May 16, 2011