cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

Hit moar notes

Originating from the people playing the popular Guitar Hero series, and originally to denote how to beat a song. Now can be used as a sarcastic response for any situation.

Guy 1: How do I get better with the BR?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTEZ
Guy 1: Does anyone know how to beat the final boss in FFXXV?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTES
Guy 1: How do you suggest I pick up this girl?
Guy 2: Hit moar notes

by awesomecomb June 22, 2009

Nope

what you say when you read half the stuff on here

looks up truffle butter ........nope fuck this shit

by FraZer WaRRen September 18, 2016

Nopeswa

Absolute fucking chad but isnt very good at spelling and doesnt have common sense

Bro are u tripping you actin like a nopeswa fr

by McPotato_ March 17, 2022

nopussy whipped

a guy who does pretty much everything a girl asks of him, and does NOT get laid for it. Therefore he is most likely referred to as the gay guy friend to the girl, who she trusts not to try anything. If this is you, you probably don't have many friends.

A guy who talks to a girl everyday and hangs out with her as much as possible, or whenever she will hang out with him. And gets nothing out of it. If this is you, you are nopussy whipped.

by bigdawginthelog March 13, 2010

Nopussyass

A fucking hoe who uses other people’s names like mine and insults them for no absolute reason

Person1:Did you here what Nopussyass said about that girl
Person2:Yah I heard he made her cry so hard and he did the same to a boy yesterday

by Kkkkjjkkyuyg April 22, 2019

Nope

(verb)
when someone nopes out of a room after seeing/doing/hearing something they don't like.
it is usually performed in the style of speedily walking while repeating "nope nope nope nope nope"

judy: how did david react to the science homework?
callum: he was so overwhelmed he just noped out of the room

by poodleface June 1, 2020