wankers remorse

occurs after one has beaten off or 'masturbated'. Its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. You feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every wank that day, your body resets after midnight. It soon passes and you return to your normal sex hungary self. It plays no part in deciding wheather to wank or not as this horrible feeling is no match for cumming.

*At Toms house. Tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes*

tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake

by dazzz December 20, 2006

poster's remorse

when you post a word on UD, but then change your mind and would like to remove it

After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how

by Meadow Soprano November 9, 2005

Applicant's Remorse

The shitty feeling one gets after filling out lots of job applications

Girl 1: I put in my application at the office and now I feel like ass.

Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.

by accusingeyes July 31, 2010

Biden's Remorse

Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.

People are happy that orange man bad is gone, but most of them are suffering from Biden's Remorse.

by Odd_James January 25, 2021

Flusher's Remorse

The feeling felt after flushing prior to proper examination of one's stool.

It was quite possibly the heartiest stool of my life. But I'll never really know. I'm suffering some serious flusher's remorse.

by Bossquez March 17, 2010

Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.

I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.

by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011

slacker's remorse

The guilty feeling you have at the end of a blissful weekend of relaxing when you actually realize how much time was wasted doing nothing vs how much you actually needed to do.

It was a great day at the beach, but I didnt get anything done on my to-do list. Now I am suffering from slacker's remorse.

by MIAMItrendSETTER May 17, 2010