Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.

My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.

by QuacksO January 1, 2022

Nourished frictional solidation

The feel of someone’s naked body against the force of yours as well. Nourished frictional solidation

I love the Nourished frictional solidation just the touch of her skin vibrates to mine.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Frictioning

two women with much pubic hair scissoring,

"Oh yeah! Best frictioning session. EVER!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Friction

When the Lyrics and the beat of the song are so fire. The sound you hear before the song goes hard. Friction comes before heat and before fire.

“Hey man I heard your song is fire, lemme hear that friction though”

by Iamamenace June 6, 2018

Friction

When 2 loves come together and create something unimaginable, misty sounds come out of their mouths

A lot of friction is happening in the room there

by Cristina Jones March 6, 2019

frictional

Having the anal walls penetrated by the thin but long penis of a tall dutchmen

Jono stuck his manhood in Hillary, and created a frictional war of the fluids

by A Little Bird June 4, 2005