newt shot

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.

He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.

by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

Newt

A toxic or asshole person typically referring to a partner or significant other.

“Dude I married such a fucking newt”

by CrazedCreatures March 28, 2024

Newt

A sexy ass hunk of a man. he a sexy mama :D

Teresa: Dayummmm Newt is fine as hell
Thomas: BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE

by TheRealGoogle>:) March 27, 2021

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012