Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

egg nesting

The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.

Why is your hand down your pants? I'm egg nesting.

by Blue Merlin May 18, 2014

nesting

The process of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper, creating a 'nest'.

Alex: 'What's Howard doing?'
Oliver: 'Oh, he's nesting in the loo'
Alex: 'Disgusting Ghermit'

by Alex Hanson December 14, 2008

Nesting

When two guys shave each other's pubes before anal sex. The giver shoves the pubes up the receivers ass hole to create a nest that creates more bounce for the giver.

Gerbs : "Hey, shall we try nesting each other?!"
Fred : "Sure thing, I'll go get the razor so we can shave"
Gerbs : "I just can't get enough of how much more bounce I get when we are nesting"

by T0382 January 11, 2017

nesting

When someone thinks that its fun to try and be the last one to comment on a chat. Involves a lot of comments like "hdifhaafinuciwepi" or " !!!!!" very anoying for people who are trying to have an actual chat.

person1 says: So what are you doing Saturday? Leah's throwing a party.

person2 says: hdcguyforuifgbcnxak

person3 says: Nuthin. Cool, can i come?

person2 says: isduhpi9uncejwlxax

person1 says: Dude! would u cut it out with the nesting?!?! what are ya, like 4?

by Belatrix7 June 29, 2009

newington

sam..possibly the nicest guy in the world....only cos he bought meh food today :D

sam...chuck us some grub/burger/strongbow/weed

by jonfan July 21, 2003

Nesting

When one takes a handful of pubes and dumps them into another man's beer.

Paul: Yo Ryan did you here what Doug did at last nights frat party?
Ryan: Yeah bro, I hear he was nesting
Paul: damn straight

by Mommummummylois September 16, 2016