nerve turd

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.

I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.

by MissBear April 25, 2017

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Nerve-cited

When you’re nervous and excited at the same time.

Yeah I’m Nerve-cited

by Only1andrecia April 05, 2021

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Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection

Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

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Nerve

Jesus the fucking nerve of this guy. It’s Un-fucking-believable!

Hym “The fucking nerve of this guy! I’ll give it to you, you always manage to find new ways to piss me off. You know that? You... how are you going to even sit there and say some shit like that? Well, if they’re getting lessons from you they won’t be learning anything any time soon. Un-fucking-believable. You need a fucking disclaimer ‘Woman may in fact fuck a retard instead of you and I’ll defend them.’ ‘I may impose schizophrenia on you if you slight me’ ‘I’ll steal your wallet but it’s fine because your broke and incompetent anyway so I’m not really stealing all that much.’ “

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

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