Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
by Noir May 11, 2018
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kinky mystery

someone who uses the whole chicken instead of a bird leaf
have you seen that one girl in bed? she's a kinky mystery!
by i on the rainbow July 16, 2017
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White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.
Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?
by Okisbo January 27, 2017
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shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.
Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.
by DatFag February 28, 2014
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murder mystery

Verb - to murder mystery
To skip to the end of something to find out its conclusion.
I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article, so I just murder mysteried down to the end.

Oh man, I don't have time for this, I'm just going to murder mystery it. Done!
by TRMW August 16, 2010
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Mystery Chick

texing your crush from another phone to get information out of them.

i.e - fooling them into thinking you know them on a personal level, even though you are a fictional person.
"YO WHO FEELS LIKE MYSTERY CHICKING TONIGHT?"

"OMG I SO WANT TO MYSTERY CHICK HER!"
by Bripuff February 23, 2010
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Mysterious Figure

Quite possibly the hardest, and most certainly the cheapest, boss in all of videogame history.
Making his first appearance in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, he was a mysterious hooded figure who wielded two ethereal blades and had the ability to two shot the player on the lower difficulty settings, and one shot the player on the highest.
His sheer damage output, coupled with his ability to start an attack mid combo due to teleportation, and his ability to literally be anywhere on the battlefield at any point in time, often to the point of being in two places at once, made his fight much harder than was necessary.
Couple this with the ability to create four copies of himself, cast the highest level spells in the game, and one-shot the player at any point and time and the battle became more a matter of "when" you would suffer defeat, as opposed to "if".
His subsequent appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3D was a mocking nod to his previous appearance, although not nearly as difficult, if defeated, he would rewind the battle all the way back to the opening camera with half of his health restored and force you to fight him again.
Due to his cheapness, he is definitely the cheapest boss in videogaming history, and ironically, quite possibly the hardest, said irony coming from the fact that the game itself is quite easy, even on the hardest setting.
Gamer A: "I beat the mysterious figure the first try with no damage at level 1!!"
Gamer B: *puts a gun to gamer A's temple* "QUIT LYING FAGGOT! IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS JUST TO BEAT HIM ONCE!!!!"
by Wolf Banderson July 26, 2013
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