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with my balls intact 

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To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.
My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.
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Secretary on my balls

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The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...
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Tonguing My Balls 

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A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).
Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?
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Fuck My Balls 

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This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.
Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.
Fuck My Balls by realsheet April 2, 2015
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Tickling My Balls

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The Tickling of the Balls means a person is lying to you or just playing around with you.
John:Yo i just got a car Dude !
Frank:Yo man your "Tickling My Balls!!" man!!
John:NO LIE MANG
Tickling My Balls by ItzJinn March 13, 2011
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Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls 

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Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!
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