Murs

To urinate in a bush

I couldn't make it home so I had to Murs.

by Hellonz February 27, 2015

Mursday

A day of the week which appears only when something happens that usually would never happen such as a blackhole, division by zero, learning to carry pineapples with your mind, etc. Mursdays have never appeared in the history of mankind.

When that loser Ebert finally got laid, everyone thought that the next day had to be Mursday, however, it was only hell that froze over.

by Philly Gilly September 14, 2009

Murse

A male registered nurse.

Ryne and Jeremy are going to school to become murses.

by jrook68 April 19, 2011

mursell

a bloody legend

james, RIchard

by every body August 18, 2003

Muris

A motherfucking Playef who geht all girls
And who bomb countrys
A IS AGENT
his nickname is murisis

Muris bombs Anything

by 67719hostles January 2, 2017

murse massage

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

by Anonymoustheonly March 5, 2017

Murnsing

A sly look of disgust with a pintch of are "you kidding me" from someone that is highest fuck.

Are you fucking murnsing me

by Bigbalt May 14, 2017