Murk

To aggressively rape (figuratively and/or metaphorically) someone in the ass

person 1: yo fool i murked all those bitches

person 2:yo son...i murked those fools too

by Joshua Jalapeno February 29, 2008

Murked

When you completely fubar (Fucked up beyond any recognition) something. Also used in a sexual matter.

I straight murked that ass up last night cuhhh.

by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

murked

to insult a person.

I murked that cat like nasty.

by Chantelle December 3, 2003

murked

A phrase usually said after some one who has been verbaly beat down
It is used by a bistander who witnesses the put down
One who says "murked" after "murking" one, is a cockey bitch and should be shuned

Loser "ouch that hurts"
Carlos "thats what ur momma said last night"
Innocent bistander "Murked"

by Nick Calabro April 13, 2007

Murked

Murked an adjective meaning ugly.

Guy:see that girl
Guy 2: what one?
Guy: the murked one
Guy 2: ewww

by just-an-average-bitch December 14, 2012

Murk

can mean anything, but most commonly used to depict that something was barely won or done.
Created by Athens Academy class of 2012

*in ping-pong the ball hits the very corner of the table and bounces away*
"Dude, you murked me"

by Athens Academy 2012 September 14, 2007

Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009