by Joshua Jalapeno February 29, 2008

When you completely fubar (Fucked up beyond any recognition) something. Also used in a sexual matter.
by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

A phrase usually said after some one who has been verbaly beat down
It is used by a bistander who witnesses the put down
One who says "murked" after "murking" one, is a cockey bitch and should be shuned
It is used by a bistander who witnesses the put down
One who says "murked" after "murking" one, is a cockey bitch and should be shuned
by Nick Calabro April 13, 2007

by just-an-average-bitch December 14, 2012

can mean anything, but most commonly used to depict that something was barely won or done.
Created by Athens Academy class of 2012
Created by Athens Academy class of 2012
by Athens Academy 2012 September 14, 2007

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).
Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.
by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009
