The Mugger

Similar to Stranger, The Mugger is when you allow both hands to fall asleep then proceed to choke ones self with one hand whilst flogging with the other.

David gave himself the mugger last night and didn't come to school this morning

by Yomin February 19, 2008

ass mugger

A thief who forcibly takes liberties with your behind.
See butt bandit.

"I was walking down the street minding my own business when
this ass mugger got me."

by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

Movie Muggle

(n.) Someone who is not a movie buff and therefore, will most likely not understand the ramblings and movie references made by many cinema enthusiasts.

Originates from the term muggle, meaning "non-magic person" in the Harry Potter universe.

Guy 1: "Oh man I can't wait for the "Straw Dogs" remake! James Marsden looks fantastic as Dustin Hoffman's character from the 1971 original! AND it's directed by Rod Lurie!? Sign me up!"

Guy 2: "I didn't know there was an original...and who's Rod Lurie?"

Guy 1: "Pffh...movie muggles..."

by Teri928 August 29, 2011

Mugger Bitch

A Psychaotic woemn who seeks revenge upon you and your friends when you dent her what she wants.

Poor Peppie, he has hooked up with a Mugger bitch.

by Ruxor January 23, 2005

Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 7, 2008

Cunt Mugger

A man whore; A sexually active, promiscuous man

Don't go out with that cunt mugger, he hit up Jessica last week.

by Ambuhz March 11, 2008

hugger mugger

People who stand on street corners with signs asking to give out "Free Hugs". Usually the intended feelings of good cheer and peace intended by these individuals comes across as creepy and vaguely innappropiate in an undefinable manner.

Allison: So I was in town yesterday and there were these two girls on the street corner with signs that said "Free Hugs."

Natalie: OMG!!! Those were so hugger muggers.

Allison: Yeah, I felt kinda violated.

by Comradski June 23, 2008