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fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".
Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?
by BBRX8 October 31, 2009
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fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.
Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.
by SKN December 9, 2006
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Rainbow Muffler

Gay Anal Sex; Homosexual Buttfuck; When two men do each other!
Robert: Hey Baby, I want to give you a Rainbow Muffler!
Enzo: NO WAY FAG!
Peter: LOL
Roosevelt: I'll take it baby
by RMenke April 25, 2011
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Putter Muffler

A fart that rolls from a womans anus through her lips and out the front.
Amanda ripped a good putter muffler.
by theroomies February 23, 2008
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Steaming Muffler

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.
With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.
by LongDoe September 30, 2011
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Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.
I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing
by B&A&F March 17, 2017
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custard muffler

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.
by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017
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