Muffbag

An improvised device used by prisoners for self stimulation. Usually consists of water filled containment devices.

Big joe went looking for his goof after he lost his muffbag.

by chrontact May 26, 2010

muffa

your beautiful face after it's been beat by beauty gods

I just finished doing my make-up, doesn't my muffa look banging?

by Dr. Pecker March 23, 2010

Mufftart

A girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. May wear leggings as pants!! She struts her stuff in shitty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the shitty suberbs standards. An underachiever who's ego is too big. Mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay at home. Also fits the discription of an ugly whore, slut, the "wrong" girl for the guy, and may carry STD (s).

Classy girl One: "Ew, see that Blonde white girl in that cheap store? With black dyed hair underneath?! And she's wearing leggings as pants!! Mufftart alert!!"

Classy Girl Two: "Alerted! EW Mufftart! Omg yes, that's disgusting, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Where does she get off lowering the low? Disgrace"
Classy Girl Three: "Oh that guy she's with is WAY too good for her, poor daft boy stuck with the mufftart."

by Thewhitegirlherself July 28, 2012

Muffadin

pro paladin

Damn that paladin is a pro healer
Yea, it's Muffadin

by DontBanMeBlizzard May 18, 2021

muffatofu

A small muffin made of the vegetarian substance/substitute tofu. Often confused with a muffamoo.

Silly-poo, you didn't realize that it wasn't made of meat; it's only a muffatofu!

by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008

muffalo wing

When you eat spicy wings and forget to wash your hands only to later finger your girlfriend, and the dried hot sauce burns your girl's muff so severely that she accuses you of cheating and giving her an STD. From "The League."

My girl's still pissed off because of last week's "muffalo wing" incident...

by The Super-Polite Rapist January 8, 2016

muffdiver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005