modest mouse

Modest Mouse are the only band to have successfully stayed "indie" when they turned mainstream.

Modest Mouse is the only true indie band that is played on the radio

by Anna Loves Modest Mouse May 9, 2005

The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.

You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

by AC137 October 4, 2009

mousetache

A derogatrive term for a small furry moustache, usually found between the upper lip and the nostrils.
Derived from the reference to a rodent on the upper lip.

"Yo my man! Look at that guy with the mousetache! He clearly ain't hip to facial hair styles like we are."
"Stop trying to be cool Ben, you don't speak like that normally and you just made up that term. Just face it, you cannot start a meme."
"Such a buster..."

by Ben the Elder May 17, 2008

Mouse Head

When you have to shit really bad and you can feel the tip of the turd starting to come out

Come on hurry up in there, I have to take a shit! I can feel the mouse head and everything!

by Ken629 September 3, 2019

You got a mouse in your pocket?

The alternative, "You and that mouse in our pocket," and " You and that invisible mouse in your pocket," is in reference to a speaker talking in the plural tense referring to themselves for a variety of reasons mostly to make them seem more important or that it involves others involuntarily. It is an attempt usually to pull others into a situation or to act as if other agree with them against their wishes or having spoken with said person/ people before hand.

This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.

It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.

Example 1:
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"

Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."

Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"

Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."

Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"

by Fractious1 June 8, 2018

modest mouse

The greatest band to ever touch this Earth.

"I like Modest Mouse"

by Fish Sandwich March 29, 2003

mickey mouse job

A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.

"Hey did you ever get your car fixed?"

"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"

by Kevin McNaught May 12, 2006