Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
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Get the morning rose mug.noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.
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I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.
Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
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Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
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