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dirty mopper

(n) a mischevious person; one who shamelessly and embarrassingly acts out in extreme and obvious sarcasm, using irony and parody; a prankster and practical jokester. Orignally taken from the motion picture "The Count of Monte Cristo" when one said in arrogant passion, "You dare to demote me?" Hence, "demote me" became the verb "dirty mop." (Group to first use the term: Club Fathom Inc., Chattanooga TN)
(n) "That dirty mopper used all four containers of my hair gel... and why? He's bald!" "You dirty mopper. When I said I wanted a sight no one would forget, I did not mean for you to wear a pink spandex one-sie to my sister's wedding!" (v) "Com'mon, let's go dirty him up." "You dare to dirty mop me???"
by Jonathan Lankford August 16, 2006
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Mipples

Men's nipples.
Wow, you see that guy's moobs? His mipples were well erect!
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mopped up

"someone who is the unfortunate / fortunate recipient of a right good twating (beating up. Usually it occurs as a result of upsetting one or a number of "casuals", whilst trawling the streets and bars of stoke-on-trent and newcastle." Reasons for being mopped include:

1. The casual has had too much to drink
2. The casual has had too much coke
3. The casual hasnt had a fight for more than 2 weeks
4. All of the above
5. The casual had a drink spilt on him
6. The casual was being stared at from across the bar
7. The mopped person was trying it on with a casuals bird
8. The casual was disrespected in any shape or form

Those who have been mopped are usually refered to as "dumb-fuckers" and/or "remeber that dickhead i/we mopped"!!!
A youth decides that in-order to prove his manliness to his fellow mates, decides to take on the challenge of a significant group of casuals. The end result being as swift run up to A@E for him, and the embarasement of not even putting up a decent fight.This is how people get mopped up.

BE WARNED, CASUALS SHOULD ONLY BE APPROACHED BY FEMALES LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
by stoke city galacticos January 13, 2007
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Mipple

A Fit person who has been hit in the head with an apple
Oh Miriam is such a mipple, getting hit in the head with an apple, by Elliot
by Miriam Early January 14, 2009
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Mapplethorpe

similar to a "golden shower," where one urinates on another during sex. This name references Robert Mapplethorpe's famous artwork "PissChrist," where the artist pissed in a jar containing a crucifix and took a photo of it.
While Ted was banging Brenda, she told him "piss on me!" So he pulled out and gave her a Mapplethorpe.
by Mick Fly November 7, 2006
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Mipples

She pinched my mipples thinking it would turn me on, but I'm not into that S and M shit.
by Battlicious February 10, 2009
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Mupple

MM=Yes
Whenever you want to say yes you say mupple instead. This word was inspired by a Police officer in training who really wants to be a cowboy. He is special. So go forth and use mupple wisely.
by Keely December 13, 2004
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