Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.

Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.

by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021

Monomamaphatitous

Noun - Describing a girl with one tit bigger than the other

Noun- "I got to second base with Veronica and it turns out she has one huge tit and one small one"
"I've never seen a girl with monomamaphatitous, was it hideous?"
"You bet"

by Butt-nut December 31, 2006

monogamout

A monogamous relationship that is never going to last.

She's in a monogamout relationship that will soon end.

by Dash_Rip_Rock December 14, 2008

monoemotional

when a person is unable to show more than one emotion

Wow he was so wound up he showed nothing but anger, thats so monoemotional

by K.A.F.L July 10, 2009

monogamous

The condition of only playing one game or one genre.

"He won't play anything but Half-Life, he's such a monogamous wierdo."

by Prof. Ace Hole May 10, 2003

monogamister

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.

I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.

by gurgoob January 10, 2012

Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

by Night King January 2, 2018