Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012

7 for all mankind

very expensive and cute jeans ranging from 90-200 dollars

Girl 1: Wow are those the new sevens?
Girl 2: Yeah i bought them yesterday!
Girl 1: Woah how much were they?
Girl 2: ummm around 165...
Girl 1: not bad!!

by britt May 13, 2005

mockies

slippers that are native to (after Nth America) a place known as The Borough, Bendigo, Vic, Aust. Bogans tend to wear them all day long, in and out of the house. it is not what the middle and upper class view as trendy. do not confuse mockies with the Ug Boots that were recently re-vamped and made fashionable again on the catwalks.

"hey kev, whyareya goen out in ya mockies again, ya dill?"

"cuz i cant be farked puttin anyfing else on Shazza"

by Athene \'n\' Mah Davels May 21, 2003

Minking

When something or someone is so awful, they need 2 words to describe them. Manky and Minging.....

Did you see the state of her?
Yeah, she was properly minking...

by Unbearable Muriel November 5, 2010

Mocking

It means to go hammmocking in slang communication.

Yo Jake you wanna go mocking bro

by Shak13 November 4, 2018

Molkist

Molkism is a not so well known religion, based on extreame affection for Brian Molko, lead singer of Placebo. (Thereby the name.)
Worship and praise of 'the prettyest' is common with the followers. Wide term, mostly used on hard core Placebo fanatics, who often havn't heard the term themselves.
Copyrighted me, spread fast, and useful when dealing with Placebofans.
There are fans, fanatics, and Molkists.

"Now said fifty 'Hail Brians' and drink five Bloody Marys and you're forgiven'.
(Okey, that one was ment as a joke, but you get the picture.)

I mentioned a Placebo song to Tina the other day. Bad move. She went on and on about the singer for two bloody hours! I never knew she was a Molkist!

by Timo Wilder September 10, 2008

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004