monitor hugger

An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.

"Hey, I just got legally married to my GeForce RTX 3070!" "Dudebro, you're SUCH a monitor hugger."

by stomachbrougham February 01, 2021

monitoring spirit

an individual who observes what others are doing and talks about them but doesn’t consider this person close to them.

instead of talking to me about it she moving like a ‘monitoring spirit’.

she keeps watches me like a ‘monitoring spirit’

by getyourmoneyupsisss December 29, 2024

lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 04, 2020

Black-Monitor

Text created using Black-Monitor Writing.

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.

by Perspiciens November 21, 2008

library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 20, 2022

monitor strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.

monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.

by esbézé December 16, 2006

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 01, 2021