Monika

The best friend you will ever have!!! Honest, intelligent, smart and beautiful (inside and out). You can trust her with anything. She will listen, take care of you and be your best friend forever. She has a unique personality and everyone enjoys being her friend. She is awesome!!!!

I wish I had a friend like Monika. She is so nice.

by MGHAN February 28, 2010

Monica

Cute, beautiful, smart, mysterious, with perfectly shaped face and hypnotic eyes. She will make you smile and laugh, have weak stomach, and many times make you feel jealous on purpose from time to time. She has beautiful messy hair, which makes her look wild and inviting. If you find one you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and be with her forever until you’re 70.

Do you see that beautiful girl over there with the hypnotic eyes? She must be a Monica!

by Sakolw May 14, 2015

Monica Lewinsky

To jizz on a woman's gown in the back of a limo.

"How was the drive in the limo?"
"He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown."

by ducktoadecoy May 6, 2014

moniyaw

Moniyaw, Moniyawsis, is a Plains Cree word for a White Person. It’s only truly derogatory if you say it with disdain and loathing.

A: What are those Moniyaws doing out here on the Rez?

B: Picking Sage and Sweetgrass.

A: HEY! Get the fuck outta here you fucking MONIYAWS pieces of shit, that’s for Cree ceremonies, not to stick in your fucking Moniyaw Volvo or on the table by your white IKEA sectional you Moniyaw fucks AWAS!!

by BlackbirdBluebird April 2, 2019

Monika

Queen

Monika is a queen.

by Black_Paradex November 26, 2016

Monikann

If your name is “Monikann” or “Moni” for short, chances are you’re a fucking dumbass and no ones likes you. You tend to date ugly people for no reason and you think that cancer is contagious

“omg that person’s so dumb!”
me: her name’s probably Monikann

by lauren from texas yeehaw November 1, 2019

Monika

Monika is an amazing friend, who gives awsome advise and always makes me laugh. She always listens to my side of stories and doesn't judge me. She is shy towards strangers but once she gets to meet you she will never shut up.

*Side Note*

She acts like a Mother Bear protecting her cubs. Her friends are her cubs and she will do whatever it takes to stay friends. DO NOT PISS OFF A MOTHER BEAR.

Girl: Hey Monika! Come and meet *enter name here*
Monika: Oh, Hi.
*Next Day*
Monika: Okay, so she told me to stop talking, so I did and then she just kept starring at me cause she was shocked that I stopped talking.
New Girl: OMG, AHAH I cant believe that you actually stopped talking.

by Im-European September 23, 2012