Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

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cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 8, 2014

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Mongrelating

being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up

'what are you up to you filthy human?’

'im just mongrelating...’

‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.

by keith-gary December 20, 2010

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An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006

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