When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
Get the Married Mans Mongrel Maulmug. it is a total bitch who sucks dick
by kennedy f February 8, 2014
Get the cock sucking whore mongrelmug. An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006
Get the Marketing Mongrelmug. being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up
'what are you up to you filthy human?’
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
by keith-gary December 20, 2010
Get the Mongrelatingmug. Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.
by GooberJigga March 30, 2025
Get the Midnight Mongrelmug. A savage.. a bit (rabid ) like for food . Deprived of food. Wild animal starved, finds bits and scraps.
Cavemen starving for food ate like animals.
Cavemen starving for food ate like animals.
That poor dog is starving he’s eating like a mongrel.
Back in the day cavemen ate like mongrels, not knowing when they would have there next meal.
Back in the day cavemen ate like mongrels, not knowing when they would have there next meal.
by Mastisa August 4, 2022
Get the Mongrelmug. by Juno Fierce May 13, 2019
Get the Mongrelmug.