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Moses

Sexy ass dude that likes to part bitches red seas. Can make a girl cum like none other. Sometimes a man whore.
Damn, you see Moses over there? I bet he's parting red seas tonight.
by 100percentthatbitch July 29, 2019
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Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
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Joe Moses

Best known for playing Severus Snape in Starkid's "A Very Potter Musical", Joe Moses is a comedy actor, having been involved in several theater productions and also having a Youtube channel full of various episodes in which he portrays multiple hilarious characters. For example, one of the shows on his Youtube channel is called "The Potion Master's Corner", where he interviews the members of the cast of AVPM/S as Snape.
"I saw it on the internet, it's definitely real." -Joe Moses
by ellivsnoiz October 3, 2016
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Moses taco

The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.
"Man, this Moses taco makes me want to free some Jews."
by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004
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Des Moines Surprise

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.
I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.
by Superscope March 1, 2008
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moses

One of the hippest Jews on the planet, like Jesus and Woody Allen.
Yo moses, howzit goin homeslice!
by dehidral767 July 3, 2005
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Moysesh

1. Of or referring to Eric Moy.

2. Seshing with Eric Moy.
Hey, Moysesh! Chem moysesh after school?
by crunchcrunch January 17, 2009
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