Monocresent

Can be defined as someone who use to be a flexer but is not done flexing

I am monocresent flexer

by R Jay flex doug December 24, 2020

Arabian Monocle

It is similar to the Arabian Sunglasses but instead of using both testicles only one is used. It is a way for people with only one testicle to still have the fun of being able to give someone Arabian Sunglasses with only the requirement of one testicle.

"Hey guys I just Arabian Monocled * insert name here * "
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *

by Meemoo Haxor August 30, 2013

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

Invokum MONOCULUS

A spell from Team Fortress 2 that spawns a team colored MONOCULUS

Demoman: Invokum MONOCULUS! Oh me eye.

by Montairplane January 31, 2022

The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013

swedish monocle

when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.

by JMACfuck November 22, 2007

Monochronic

A portmanteau of monocracy and chronic syndrome. It represents any totalitarian, autocrat, or parental behaviour or action which neglects other individuals' freedom of thought, expression, or action.

It could stand also for a certain strict or orthodox way of education and upbringing which depends on brainwashing and inheritance of attitudes and thoughts from ancestors, rather than creativity and rational analysis, especially in oriental societies.

One of the main reasons behind the exclusive Islamist terrorism is the monochronic way of education and upbringing.

by Ahmed Zidan December 31, 2010