midiot

Musician unable to understand or use a MIDI interface. MIDI (Musicial Instrument Digital Interface) is a 20+ year old protocol that lets electronic musical instruments talk to each other.

I can't figure out how to use my new controller. I must be a complete midiot.

by Dafduc July 1, 2005

Mitosis

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.

What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

MITIOG

made in the image of god. used for religious schools who don't want to call it s** ed

"oh no, my teacher says next week we are starting MITIOG! great"

by WARRIOR_CAT_PICS_6 November 6, 2016

minions eye

The outline of a fat persons belly button through their t-shirt.

Check out the minions eye on that monster waiting for chips.

by Aitko June 4, 2016

Mitkoin

Major currency in the world of bullshit

Put yo mitkoins where yo mouth is bieeetch

by Mitkoins January 7, 2017

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

by Jman030303 June 15, 2019

Minion sex

When you want to have sexual intercourse with a Midget with glasses

Me: Hello sexlady
Midget: Hey hotman
Me: want to have minion sex?
Midget: My name jeff, ofcourse

by Minionsexer August 5, 2019