Mississippi Deathwish

You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. You swing down and aim for the girl's vagina, the goal being to pick her up with just your penis and carry her into the air.

Guy 1: Did you hear Frank is in the hospital?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He tried the Mississippi Deathwish!

by Mike Oxbigh April 28, 2009

Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.

“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”

“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”

by Michael Brunswick December 01, 2019

mississippi stinger

when you are 69ing a girl and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her ass.

i didn't know what to do with my chaw, so I gave her a mississippi stinger.

by butters December 06, 2004

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. September 01, 2003

mississippi dragonfly

to dress up as star wars characters and start to butt fuck...i know it has nothing to do with mississippi or dragonflys

"me and my bitch pulled a mississippi dragonfly last night, that shit was ill"

by jubez July 25, 2006

Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.

A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!

by Damnitsasha April 27, 2016

Mississippi snowblower

When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.

Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.

by Mikemikemikemike1117 April 22, 2016