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Hardcore Missing

When you miss something or someone to the point that it is almost undefinable and you can only describe it by saying you want it with every fiber of your physical, mental, and soulful being.
When Jeff was talking to Nicole, who was so far away, he was hardcore missing her more than she would ever know.
by Jeffafafafa July 31, 2011
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misting

Misting is starting with a large mouthful of some beverage (to the extent to where your cheeks are puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie), then quickly spitting it out at someone, so that it becomes a projectile "mist" in the air.

The proper form when misting, is to look something like one of those fireball-spitting circus performers.

Similar to "shotgunning", which is the same thing, but with a mouthful of crushed ice.
LOL I just misted you with Crush Pineapple and Codeine syrup.

What a profound example of misting that was! If I may elaborate further: PWNZ0RRED!!11shift!!!!!1
by ryansupak June 20, 2006
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Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.
Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim
by Casey's girl July 22, 2015
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missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017
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Missing Trick Attack

Trick Attack, a skill used to debuff a boss giving a massive damage boost to teammates. Requires you to be in the rear of your target to inflict the debuff. If on any other side of the boss, the attack will be missed.
Tank: God damnit Ninja, you've been missing trick attack.
Ninja: B-but, my skill went off.
Tank: Did you True north?
Ninja: ....
by Sterm April 1, 2019
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Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.
Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019
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Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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