cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT

CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)

by ichxco February 11, 2022

Misery

When someone, usually a dude, bombs the office bathroom with a righteous poop so pungent that it saturates your entire world in stench.

"Is that Rich in the bathroom?"

"Yes."

"Oh no, he just ate 3 McDonald's cheeseburgers and a box of fish sticks. Barricade the door and febreze the air before the misery engulfs us all in a wave of stink!"

by SausagesAreGood November 4, 2011

Misery whip

A large, flexible, man powered saw for felling large trees. Using the saw is very strenuous. In modern terms it's used to disparage any repetitive physical task.

Check out my new rowing machine! It uses water to create the resistance.

That's a fancy misery whip.

by tcan November 22, 2016

missy misery

Emo girls refering the e-famous Missy Misery kown for calling out KiKi Kannibail

an emo girl

"omg, that girls a missy misery"

by Taylor Terror September 20, 2007

Misery

Misery, a clothing, accessories and toys label associated with Illicit Streetwear from Auckland, New Zealand

I love this wicked Misery t-shirt

by RangiShorty September 6, 2007

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

Misery Index

A man who spends all his free time on the internet, trying to pick up girls.

Oh you, you're such a stupid misery index, dont you have any REAL friends?

by Endorphin October 18, 2003